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Types of Farters

DISHONEST FARTERS
  • They who fart and then blame the dog.

    FOOLISH FARTERS
  • They who keep their farts inside.

    PROMPT FARTERS
  • They who always have a fart ready.

    MISERABLE FARTERS
  • They who cannot fart.

    STRATEGIC FARTERS
  • They who fart and cough at the same time.

    CLEVER FARTERS
  • They who fart and cough at the same time.

    DISAPPOINTED FARTERS
  • Those whose farts do not emit odor.

    ACUTE FARTERS
  • Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet.

    MEAN FARTERS
  • Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse - this is not recommended).

    VAIN FARTERS
  • They who love the smell of their own farts.


    AMIABLE FARTERS
  • They who love the smell of others farts.

    CONFIDENT FARTERS
  • They who let out really loud farts.

    SHY FARTERS
  • Those who let out silent farts.

    SCIENTIFIC FARTERS
  • Those who bottle their own farts.

    UNFORTUNATE FARTERS
  • Those who start to fart but poop instead.

    NERVOUS FARTERS
  • Those who stop in mid fart.

    HONEST FARTERS
  • They who confess to the fart.

    JEALOUS FARTERS
  • They who claim the farts of others.

    INSECURE FARTERS
  • They who compare their fart quality to others.

    THE FARTERS FARTER
  • Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.

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