GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's
no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet,
but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still
feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing
and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you
have to poopie some more.
TURTLE POOPIE: The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back
in a few times before it finallly comes out
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much
to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to
flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.
GAS-SY POOPIE: The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is
DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long
night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the
bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: (Self explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP POOPIE: The kind where you want to Poopie, but
all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out,
you swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your
butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.
LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your
butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN POOPIE: The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You are not even at the toilet, because you are
sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even
though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake
or two will cut it loose.