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What am I?

  • This userful tool is commonly found in the range of 7 inches long.
  • The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
  • It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.
  • It boasts a clump of hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.
  • In use, it is inerted almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly into a warm fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust quickly in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
  • Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rythmic, pulsing soud, resulting from well lubricated movements.
  • When finally withdrawn, it leaves a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
  • After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.


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    As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than your very own: Toothbrush


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